Flizoridiza Bizitches!

Day 1:

Feet first event = irrelevant to the "game" based on The Game in which things are going down that aren't going down at all. Just a little way to pass the time. Went on a rollercoaster at some amusement park and made a bunch of bank people think I was cool. Drank 5 beers and 3 shots, played Tekken, and turned down TV Guide.

I have a fun job.